Flyer than the piece of paper bearing my name...

As promised, here are the pictures of my shoes...the sad part is...some of them are left out!

Yeah, this is pretty sad...i probably have the value of a decent pre-owned vechicle sitting in my room.

Flossin'

I'm flossin; I floss so hard....shout out to The Cool Kids...youtube it, baby!!


Anyway, start my mission, leave my residence...


I'm a kick addict. I think I need to join kicksaholic anonymous; if it exists...More kick pics soon!

...and I wonder..

Man, so the party was OFF THE HOOK!! I know that phrase was so 90's but what can I say, I'm an 80's baby...

Anyway, I wish I remembered to bring in my camera, I really forgot, but it was a bottle poppin' good time... We had a stupid amount of Cristal that night, Moet...and of course Cognac. Now, I would say the name of it, but it wasn't one that I've seen before. The bottle was completely in French, and it had more notes to the flavor. It was a a very interesting night. I may or may not post a couple of pics from the hotel...but I have to discuss that with The Council. You'll get further details later...

Be Safe or Be Smitten!

Lots to do and 23 hours to do it in...

Well, I'm taking a break from doing my laundry just to see if there was anything that I wanted to say to the world today...and I don't think that there is. I mean, I have a lot to do today, and my homeboy's party is tonight...that should be interesting...but not much else that I'd want to relinquish at this time. But I will have lots to say Monday when I post what happens! Until then, have a bottle poppin' good time!

Feeling Odd...

You know, I have a bunch of pain medication...like, a decent amount. Almost enough that you could consider me a hollyweird druggy; but it's all legal. I just didn't take a lot of it from my wisdom teeth getting pulled. Anyway, I feel like I've taken three pills from each bottle right now...I'm so out of it. I'm not even sure why. You know that groggy feeling you get when you wake up from a really good night of drinking? Or the pill induced haze? It's like that...and for the pill thing: it's not like I abused it, I only took ONE and I was OUT OF IT...

I can't really explain it. It's not bad, but it isn't good. I don't know. Maybe I'm a little stressed out... maybe I'm thinking too much...I don't know. I'll be OK I guess.

Fake @$$ Kicks...

I know I talked about this already...but why if you know that you bought your shoes in a Wal-Mart parking lot are you going to buy a matching outfit at the beauty supply store down the street? This dude in the lab looks like a Pittsburg Steeler Edition Condom Wrapper...

Embrace your wackness, but don't flaunt it! I mean, come on...I have on 2 am double cheeseburgler attire, and I STILL look better dressed than this cat...he needs to castrate himself...publicly.

Glow In The Dark

Yeah, so I stayed home sick...kiss my kicks.

My face hurts because I had oral surgery on Friday, and I'm still in recovery...which means the mustache cycle is gonna be down for the count this weekend.

In other news:

I HAVE TICKETS TO THE KANYE CONCERT!!! I am SO going to BOOTLEG the CONCERT!!! Maybe not, but I'm gonna give it a shot. I really don't have much to say, I was just uploading all my posts that I've been doing here to crackspace so everyone else that knows me can read about the crap I say during the week. But during the work week I realized who I'm really, REALLY looking forward to seeing in the show...I mean, I love Lupe, Kanye...and I am a SUPER big fan of N.E.R.D...but I really am excited about seeing

RIHANNA...I mean, if she's gonna be wearing get-ups like this...it makes it TOTALLY worth it to have to sit through Umbrella.

You ever wonder what is on some people's minds when they get dressed in the morning? I swear I'm sitting next to this chick; now, she's cute...but she looks like she's gonna be jogging down County street in 4 inch heels in her near future...Like Dave said, don't where a whore's uniform if you aren't a whore...especially when you are an underage whore. Ugh...

Why do people in an office think that their cubicle gives them some false sense of immortality? Do they not know that I really enjoy making you feel like a retarded hamster when you challenge me? (I had a really great picture of a hamster here, but I think the people from PETA removed it.)

I guess they don't....but they should. I mean, sometimes I really want to smack people with their own insecurities...or put them down like Scuba Steve...

Until later....

Be Safe or Be Smitten!!