A Wintery Mix...

Let's start with this...


The phrase "A Wintery Mix" makes no sense to me...but that seems to be the only weather condition they have out here...


See, back home, we had snow, we had sleet, hail, ice...all types of stuff. Here though, here they give you all of those things at the same time...and that is retarded. It snowed approximately two inches, then it sleeted for about two hours...now it's raining. So what does that do to the streets? It turns it into a hockey match.


Well, I mean, really, it wouldn't be too bad if they had a fleet of plows with salt coming out of the back...but they don't. So it just stays that way...but wait, there's more...There is a high of 40 today. Does that make sense to you???


...not to me.


Be Safe or Be Smitten.